alt-j:

dont u fucking talk shit about high school musical

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

stability:

you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food

gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

jonathan:

how can i become famous without being beautiful, clever or talented

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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